I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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