I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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