Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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