I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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