haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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