So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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