How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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