He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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