Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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