Apparently you make a good broom.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
