His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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