Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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