now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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