mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the condom got lost in my hair
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?