My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.