i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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