i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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