Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The Olympian is in my bed
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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