Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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