He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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