Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
What a dumb baby whore.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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