Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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