I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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