You just made me feel so damn special
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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