Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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