dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
