You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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