Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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