halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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