So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
operation have a gay friend backfired
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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