"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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