How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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