I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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