If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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