the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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