girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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