Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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