He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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