At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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