What a fucking waste of an outfit
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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