Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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