It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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