sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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