honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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