So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Shame - the story of my life.
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