this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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