you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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