i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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