Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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