so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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