Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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