my vag is so smooth its legendary
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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