Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
