the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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