So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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